Monday, November 16, 2009

Top 50 Things that tick me off



  1. Fat girls wearing clothes that fit them in the distant past.
  2. People who stand on escalators going down.please just walk.
  3. Youtube videos with disabled audio tracks.
  4. People who spell words with numbers. Awful idea wh0 w0uld 3v3r w4nt t0 r34d th15 5h1t.
  5. How the last thing you'll ever see on MTV is music videos.
  6. People lip singing Numa Numa.
  7. Buying something and then it going on sale a week later.
  8. People being tough on the internet.
  9. Sharing.
  10. Strangers.
  11. Steven Segal movies.
  12. Fat gym teachers.
  13. Man bags.
  14. Fake tanning.
  15. How its goose geese and not moose meese.
  16. Crocs and uggs in the summer. mega eww.
  17. Guys in girls jeans.
  18. Outfits for cats and dogs.
  19. Celebrity baby names. for example- Jason Lee's son Pilot Inspektor, Gwenth Paltrow's child Apple,Sage Moonblood Sylvester Stallone,and Forrest Whitaker's son Ocean...honestly come on now...
  20. Climbing over people to sit down.
  21. Tribute bands.
  22. 5 o'clock shadow
  23. robots
  24. Rush Limbaugh
  25. People who look over your shoulder when your playing your game boy.
  26. People who turn off your gameboy while your playing it.
  27. Anything that gets stuck in your teeth.
  28. drinking warm water.
  29. Running out of TP especially in public.
  30. Chewing with your mouth full.
  31. People who just eat the crust.
  32. Movies edited for tv.
  33. Lemonade flavored gum.
  34. That spot i always miss when i shave my legs. wait what?
  35. One uppers...
  36. People who are always right.
  37. People who think their always right.
  38. When my foot goes numb.
  39. Growing up.
  40. Nails on a chalk board noises.
  41. Tickling.
  42. Singing the wrong words to the song then tryin to play it off.
  43. Shoelaces.
  44. Bunk beds.
  45. the word Flaccid.
  46. Tribal tattoos.
  47. Sand in my shoes.
  48. People who wear socks to the beach.
  49. Having to hold in a fart.
  50. Whispering in front of someone.

Well yeah feel free to add some of your own...





Wednesday, November 11, 2009

My top 5 of at Fat kids falling

5 Van Jumping
4 BMX
3 Sticks and Stones
2 Playground
1 DDR

Well those are my top 5 any other favorites add them...

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

My Suite Mates at there finest

ASU Game Justin pregammed like a champion and was zoning in hahah.
ASU homos wrestling with eachother drunk idiots trying to fight...
Parker one of reno 911's finest...after a very long halloween night...
some of ASU's finest freshmen...

Monday, November 9, 2009

What not too say too a pregnant woman.


Got Milk?
You should probably get fixed after this one.
Do you know the father?
Your chest has filled out nicely.
That poor child.
Is it too late for an abortion?
Why are you so on edge your not the pregnant yet?
Well it shouldn't be too much of a change you were pretty big before. That should make things easier.
Wanna smoke?
Wanna drink baby?
You probably shouldn't be eating that.
So will those stretch marks go away?
Your not as much fun as you used to be.
Do you have any idea what this is going to do to your body?
Man your super hormonal.
So are you eating for two tonight?
You totally pull off those cankles.
Are you really going to eat all of that.

What not too say too your girlfriend.


If you only looked like your sister.
If you only had your mothers tits.
Can we turn off the lights it will make it easier?
How much do you weigh these days?
What happened to your legs?
Maybe you should switch to a one piece.
Can you move to the right a little? I can't see the TV.
How old are you turning this year?
Whens your birthday?
How do you look hmmmm you've had better days.
You make those jeans look fat.
Got enough makeup?
You should probably where more makeup?
You should probably do something about that pimple.
Is that a grey hair?
I'd like you too meet my boyfriend?
On average how long does it take you to put out?
I was told you were a lot easier than this.
Go get yourself your a gift and pretend its from me.
Is it your first time too? Yeah today.
Is your friend single?
My ex was the best lover i ever had.
I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...


Feel free to add your own and suggestions. As well as ideas for next weeks for what not too say too your _______.