Monday, November 16, 2009

Top 50 Things that tick me off



  1. Fat girls wearing clothes that fit them in the distant past.
  2. People who stand on escalators going down.please just walk.
  3. Youtube videos with disabled audio tracks.
  4. People who spell words with numbers. Awful idea wh0 w0uld 3v3r w4nt t0 r34d th15 5h1t.
  5. How the last thing you'll ever see on MTV is music videos.
  6. People lip singing Numa Numa.
  7. Buying something and then it going on sale a week later.
  8. People being tough on the internet.
  9. Sharing.
  10. Strangers.
  11. Steven Segal movies.
  12. Fat gym teachers.
  13. Man bags.
  14. Fake tanning.
  15. How its goose geese and not moose meese.
  16. Crocs and uggs in the summer. mega eww.
  17. Guys in girls jeans.
  18. Outfits for cats and dogs.
  19. Celebrity baby names. for example- Jason Lee's son Pilot Inspektor, Gwenth Paltrow's child Apple,Sage Moonblood Sylvester Stallone,and Forrest Whitaker's son Ocean...honestly come on now...
  20. Climbing over people to sit down.
  21. Tribute bands.
  22. 5 o'clock shadow
  23. robots
  24. Rush Limbaugh
  25. People who look over your shoulder when your playing your game boy.
  26. People who turn off your gameboy while your playing it.
  27. Anything that gets stuck in your teeth.
  28. drinking warm water.
  29. Running out of TP especially in public.
  30. Chewing with your mouth full.
  31. People who just eat the crust.
  32. Movies edited for tv.
  33. Lemonade flavored gum.
  34. That spot i always miss when i shave my legs. wait what?
  35. One uppers...
  36. People who are always right.
  37. People who think their always right.
  38. When my foot goes numb.
  39. Growing up.
  40. Nails on a chalk board noises.
  41. Tickling.
  42. Singing the wrong words to the song then tryin to play it off.
  43. Shoelaces.
  44. Bunk beds.
  45. the word Flaccid.
  46. Tribal tattoos.
  47. Sand in my shoes.
  48. People who wear socks to the beach.
  49. Having to hold in a fart.
  50. Whispering in front of someone.

Well yeah feel free to add some of your own...





3 comments:

  1. um your the biggest culpret of number 42 pal haha

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  2. getting stuck walking behind fat, slow spanish girls in the hallways of morris hills.

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  3. having the swimmers walk on your platform when you're trying to lift. BAM. love you eddy

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