What not too say too your girlfriend.

If you only looked like your sister.
If you only had your mothers tits.
Can we turn off the lights it will make it easier?
How much do you weigh these days?
What happened to your legs?
Maybe you should switch to a one piece.
Can you move to the right a little? I can't see the TV.
How old are you turning this year?
Whens your birthday?
How do you look hmmmm you've had better days.
You make those jeans look fat.
Got enough makeup?
You should probably where more makeup?
You should probably do something about that pimple.
Is that a grey hair?
I'd like you too meet my boyfriend?
On average how long does it take you to put out?
I was told you were a lot easier than this.
Go get yourself your a gift and pretend its from me.
Is it your first time too? Yeah today.
Is your friend single?
My ex was the best lover i ever had.
I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...


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